its time to party... amazing mail series by us

Hi all,

We all are planning to meet after long time as kinjal and trupti robbed wipro in banglore very badly :)
Now they want to give a party for this honor.
I kindly request you to participate in party and double their happiness.

Please tell me your availability about today’s evening.
If not possible, then we can postpone it.


Date: 27-feb-08
Time : 7.30 (we can delay it till 8.00)
Venue : panchami (as usual) u can feel free to give your suggestions.

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He he… ?
That means, Trupti & Kinjal Party de rahe hain kya….
Mujhe laga Kunal Party de raha hain…. (For his new project)

Nways, I am happy that I don’t have to pay… ?

Cheers,
Swapnil

==============================================================ABE OOOOYYYYYYYYYY........................
YE KINJAL-TRUPTI KAUN HAI????????????????????????????????????????????

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Sham ko pata chal jayega

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Nahi abhi batao yaar…
Party nahi di to enke haath ka sandwich khana padega….
Sanchit… Enke haath sandwich khaneke dusare din kitni bar toilet use kiya tha… Yaad hain na…. ? ? ? ?

- Swapnil.


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abe e jhandu...

hum log lut gaye hain...aur koi wipro ko nhain luta hamne....

hum logo ka settle nahin hoga re kharcha..

aaj mere bhai log kharcha denge

mere kunal bro ko project milne ki khushi mein

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Samzha kya kinjal ne kya bola....
main sehmat hu usase,.....

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Sahi hain…..
Kunal…..
Now its Really a

PARTY TIME….
How can KUNAL will disobey…. “Kijnal aur Trupti ki baat”
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yessssssssss...thats gud yaar..

kunal bro...behen ko project milne ki treat nahin doge kya????????????
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lagta hain kunal bro..surprise party dene wala hain..wah kunal bro...im proud of u bhai!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

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Vah-vah haum to bade khush hai bhai behen ka pyar dekhake!!!!!

Chalo isi khushi me party ho jaye YAAR....
kya bolte ho bhai...sahi hai na??

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Meri to aankhe bhar aayi…
Kunal yaar kuch bol.. agar online hain to…

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swapnil bro...aap rona band karo plz..bhai..

sanchit mere bhai ko sambhal....

kunal bro kuch to bolo..
aur moma tu kyun chup hain re??????


==============================================================Hi Friends

First of all, a big round of applause for SANCHIT......
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aaise hi nahi...for his innovative thinking....this E-MAIL thing
mujhe laga tha ki pura din call karne mein chala jayega and we would be still talkin on phone..."milte hai na yaar"

and for all those who responded to his innovation...a second round of applause....lagta hai evryone seems to be enjoying this...me too

Next, CHEERS to Gandhiji....finally he is on a project....although it wont be long before he switches on to other one....hehe...for those who are not aware, this is Kunal's third project...I bet no-one would challenge to break his record...love you KUNAL

Finally, ye 'gunde---mavali' log bangalore jake kya lut-maar, chori, daka etc. aur kya kya karke aaye hai ye to mujhe pata nahi...aaj shaam ko hi pata chalega...SO C U ALL....at PANCHAMI...(I have no better suggestions)...i'll be there by 8...

Cheers,
Pankaj.
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abe e gunda hoga tu .... moma...khud aaj maar khayega.......saale...

aaj aaja dikhate hun hum logo ne kya kiya

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i am ready to give party .............
lekin meri sirf 2 conditions hai..................
1. sirf hum log nahi milenge. if u gals want a party then tum log apni sabhi saheliyon ko leke aao...........itni friends (strictly gals only) ko le aao kii har ek banda kam se kam 2 ladkiyon k beech ho.
2. since mujhe 3 project mila hai isliye mein kuch jyada hi khush hun.................
isliye panchami chhodo chalo KP jaate..............
thoda daru sharu peete hain ........... chicken , mutton khate hain..............

agar ye 2 conditions aap sabhi ko manjur hai toh shaam ko KP mein milo.............

warna....................





CHUP CHAP PANCHAMI MEIN APNA APNA KHANE KA KHARCHA LE AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I agree....
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AISA HUA TO MAIN KAHA BHI JANE KO TAYYAR HOOO
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bhai...i didnt expect this from u..

aap itne bevde ban sakte ho yeh mujhe nahin paat tha...

aapko pata hain na ki aapki behen shudh shakahari hain..phir bhi chicken mutton bol rahe ho???????

thik hain..aaj khud se nikalte hain paise...dnt

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Hai … ?
Itni jadli haar maan li…. Kinjal

==============================================================Dats cool…
Abhi kisi ko kuch problem nahi hona chahiye
Jaldi se chalo kp jate hai…
Daru pite hai
Chicken
Mutton
Mein toh abhi nikal reha hun..

Aur bata kinjal
Dekh kitani lucky hai tu
Aisa bhai mila hai tujhe jo tere liye humara daru ka kharcha karega..meri ulati saf karega

Ps:
Only for vasrha:
Main daru pine wala nahi hun….:)

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Ps:
Only for vasrha:
Main daru pine wala nahi hun….:)
(Aur ghar aake pine wala hain…. Pita hain)

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mujhe pata tha kii tu hi mujhe party se bacha sakti hai...........
aur kya mein akela bevda????????
trupti ne toh fatak se haan bol diya.........
aur swapy???????
woh toh itna xcite ho gaya hai kii font screen size se bhi bada kar diya

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woh ps likhne ki jarurat nahi re...........
ek baar varsha ne daru pee lii naa....
toh usse pata bhi nahi chalega kii tune daru pee hai kii nahi..........
rather usse ye bhi pata nahi chalega kii sanchit tu hai yaa mein.......
;)

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koi bhi daru nahin piyega...

aur jhandu...tu to chup hi baith...warna................

kunal bro..mujeh bura laga..party se bachne ke liye aapne mere bharose ko toda...

very bad..swapnil bro..ab mujhe bhi rona aa raha hain re..

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Oh my GOD

Bharosa toda….. Ab to kunal ko panchami main party deni hi padegi..

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theek hain daru nahi toh nahi.........
lekin ladkiyon (saheliyon) ka kya hua???????
bharosa toda kahan???????????
maine toh tere pe bharosa rakha kii tu mujhe ye neeeeeeeeeeech kaam karne se bacha legiiiiii

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ha bhai..behen ka dil toda hain kunal bro ne...

aur sanchit tune teri gf ka...

aur meri varsha ko kuch nahin bolneka....


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Koi kaam bhi kar raha hai ki nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
Mere mailbox overflow ho raha hai....


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abe e pagal...

tu bhi kaam nahin kar raha hain na..
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Main toh party plan ker reha tha…

Yeh toh emotional bhai behan ki story ho gayi hai…

Ekta kapoor ko bhi mail list mein add karo usko fukat mein script mil jayegi..

Aur Swapnil tu kehna kya chaheta hai
Bharosa toda ye galat bat hui uski hum party kaise kar sakate hai..

Aaj se har 27th feb “bhai ne behan ka bharosa toda“ isliye pehchana jayega!!!

Wisdom Pearl - Thought of the day !!!!!

Weekend

Sometimes when we had frustation inside, then there is immense energy flow through us.

No no no no.... oh I miss you oh I miss... I miss ever since you walked away....

Please play that song...
Which one.....?

"She f**king hate me..."

"I am feeling sleepy..... "

Kunal is talking about his life and you are feeling sleepy... Shame on you....

See he is surrounded by the computer, laptop....

Today I read about the 'How energy is produced in our body when we bycycle'...

"My leave request is accepted"

I am feeling sleepy too....

Who will eat this chinease.... There is plenty of it....

Should we book ticket...

Are you on-call... Then call can come anytime..
I called rakesh... He is primary....

I am on call from 11 to 16....

What her surname... Tiperwal....
Why dont you introduced earlier.... Yaar.....

Who was that guy... (laughing)....
He was my mentor......

Annirudha goes to some mess near ozone....

Yes I am talking about mentor... he got 300 profile....
All of them fat ladies....

She was telling... and everybody was laughing...

Come on wake-up....
Yes I am awake....

Then telll me about her.... Really....
Come on......

Sprite is sweet.... Anybody wants wafer.....
I like banana chips..... But not which fried in coconut oil....

So what should I do now ... about her...
You know what .... take a break for week..
stop thinking about past... about future.... Just think about present...

You can fuck me... kiss him... and ..
Nothing with me... nothing with me....

You has been when you been flutering with her sister....
I need to sort out me current life....

Remeber the Friends series.... When they take hime to the Striptease.

We never been to disco in pune...
They dont allow homes...

Imagine... we are going to disco... Everybody else is dancing... and we are sitting... watching them,,,

So what about swimming...
I just started... but todays day was good.... I swam a lot....

Please you sleepy... he is sleeping stand up....

Najane ne mere dil ko kya hua.... .... khogaya.... What about bills... we have to pay... We will not drink during wokring days...

We must behave normally.... I must tell her that everything go normally....

Tell her that my feeling are geneoune... it wasnt infatuation... attration....

He still feels she must have liked her atleast once in lifetime....

He doesnt do what he says... yes... I havent given you a party...

Why this boy is crying.... I am crying for friend....

He will not feel guilty.. but she will force upon him that you had done guilty....

I would have sorrunded by girls... who are away from there i family.... from there boyfriend... exactly thats I wanted to say.....

Sahi he... His life is set....

.NET vs. Java

The CLI(Common Language Infrastructure) and C# have many similarities to Sun's JVM and Java. They are strong competitors. Both are based on a virtual machine model that hides the details of the computer hardware on which their programs run. Both use their own intermediate byte-code, Microsoft calling theirs Common Intermediate Language (CIL; formerly MSIL) and Sun Java bytecode. On .NET the byte-code is always compiled before execution, either Just In Time (JIT) or in advance of execution using the ngen.exe utility. With Java the byte-code is either interpreted, compiled in advance, or compiled JIT. Both provide extensive class libraries that address many common programming requirements and address many security issues that are present in other approaches. The namespaces provided in the .NET Framework closely resemble the platform packages in the Java EE API Specification in style and invocation.

.NET in its complete form (Microsoft's implementation) is only available on Windows platforms and partially available on Linux and Macintosh, whereas Java is fully available on nearly all platforms. From its beginning .NET has supported multiple programming languages and at its core remains platform agnostic and standardized so that other vendors can implement it on other platforms (although Microsoft's implementation only targets Windows, Windows CE, and Xbox platforms). The Java platform was initially built to support only the Java language on many operating system platforms under the slogan "Write once, run anywhere." Other programming languages have been implemented on the Java Virtual Machine but are not widely used.

Sun's reference implementation of Java (including the class library, the compiler, the virtual machine, and the various tools associated with the Java Platform) is becoming open source under the GNU GPL license with Classpath exception.

The third-party Mono Project, sponsored by Novell, has been developing an open source implementation of the ECMA standards that define the .NET Framework, as well as most of the other non-ECMA standardized libraries in Microsoft's .NET. The Mono implementation is meant to run on Linux, Solaris, Mac OS X, BSD, HP-UX, and Windows platforms. Mono includes the CLR, the class libraries, and compilers for C# and VB.NET. The current version supports nearly all the APIs in version 1.1 of Microsoft's .NET and almost 96% of the APIs in version 2.0 of Microsoft's .NET. Support for the additional libraries in .NET 3.0 and 3.5 is in the early stages of development, as is support for C# 3.0 and Linq.

Static v/s Dynamic Libraries

Static libraries

Historically, libraries could only be static. A static library, also known as an archive, consists of a set of routines which are copied into a target application by the compiler, linker, or binder, producing object files and a stand-alone executable file. This process, and the stand-alone executable file, are known as a static build of the target application. Actual address, references for jumps and other routine calls are stored in a relative address or symbolic which cannot be resolved until all code and libraries are assigned final static addresses.

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A linker may work on specific types of object files, and thus require specific (compatible) types of libraries. Collecting object files into a static library may ease their distribution and use. A client, either a program or a library subroutine, accesses a library object by referencing just its name. The linking process resolves references by searching the libraries in the order given. Usually, it is not considered an error if a name can be found multiple times in a given set of libraries.

Dynamic linking

Dynamic linking means that the subroutines of a library are loaded into an application program at runtime, rather than being linked in at compile time, and remain as separate files on disk. Only a minimal amount of work is done at compile time by the linker; it only records what library routines the program needs and the index names or numbers of the routines in the library. The majority of the work of linking is done at the time the application is loaded (loadtime) or during execution (runtime). The necessary linking code, called a loader, is actually part of the underlying operating system. At the appropriate time the loader finds the relevant libraries on disk and adds the relevant data from the libraries to the process's memory space.

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Dynamic linking was originally developed in the Multics operating system, starting in 1964. It was also a feature of MTS (the Michigan Terminal System), built in the late 1960s.^[1] In Microsoft Windows, dynamically-linked libraries are called dynamic-link libraries or "DLLs".

Naming

GNU/Linux, Solaris and other System V Release 4 derivatives, and BSD variants

libfoo.a and libfoo.so files are placed in directories like /lib, /usr/lib or /usr/local/lib. The filenames always start with lib, and end with .a (archive, static library) or .so (shared object, dynamically linked library), with an optional interface number. For example libfoo.so.2 is the second major interface revision of the dynamically linked library libfoo. Old Unix versions would use major and minor library revision numbers (libfoo.so.1.2) while contemporary Unixes will only use major revision numbers (libfoo.so.1). Dynamically loaded libraries are placed in /usr/libexec and similar directories. The .la files sometimes found in the library directories are libtool archives, not usable by the system as such.

Mac OS X and upwards

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Microsoft Windows

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my bike experience...8th Jan 2008

Good afternoon,

Today morning, After gym I went for a ride on my xcd towards kondhwa.
It was cool experience as I touched speed to 40.
I recalled my old days when I used to move my bicycle out of town early morning and tried to collect my thoughts on different happening things.
(they were anything…my crushes, studies, friends, teachers, dreams or sometimes even about masturbate). Those were crazy, foolish,unbalanced days since many times I bunked my class, lied with parents for that but the same time those moments are unforgettable moments of my life and today morning I felt the same….yes the same warm I felt before !!!
for a moment I was back in time…

चांदणे...

गोठती नजरा अशा की बोलणे राहून जाते
मागण्याआधीच मिळते मागणे राहून जाते
साथ असता साजणीची धुंद मी होतो असा की
रात ही सरली तरीही चांदणे राहून जाते

सांज वेडी रंगताना तार अन् झंकारताना
साजणीही धुंद होते साद मजला घालताना
हात हाती गुंफताना रात अन् अंधारताना
श्वास वेडे स्पर्श वेडे अधर ओठी बांधताना

प्रीत फुलते धुंद होते प्रणयही बहरून येतो
बंधने तुटता मनाला रोखणे राहून जाते
साथ असता साजणीची धुंद मी होतो असा की
रात ही सरली तरीही चांदणे राहून जाते

पावसातून नाहताना गार वारा साहताना
अंगभर उठते शहारे या मना वेडावताना
रातभर कधी जागताना चांदण्यांना झेलताना
प्रियतमेला पाहतो मी अंतरी आनंदताना

बरसतो उल्हास आणि आठवांना भारती क्षण
वेळ ही ढळली तरीही भारणे राहून जाते
साथ असता साजणीची धुंद मी होतो असा की
रात ही सरली तरीही चांदणे राहून जाते

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