Tuesday, July 22, 2008

पहिलं प्रेम...

ती म्हणाली,
" मी पहिल्यांदा कुणाचा हात असा हातात घेतेय,
पहिल्यांदाच कुणाची इतकी ओढ वाटतेय !
हा पहिला स्पर्श मी आयुष्यभर जपून ठेवेन "

मी नाही म्हणू शकलो तसंच
कारण....
माझ्या जवळ जवळ सगळ्याच पहिल्या वेळा
आधिच झालेल्या

खरं तर पहिला शब्द सोडला तर
माझ्याही मनात भावना तशाच,
तितक्याच उत्कट
पण तिच्या अपेक्षांसमोर अपूर्‍या,
अधुर्‍याच 'पहिल्या' शब्दाविना...

तिनं माझ्या डोळ्यांत बघितलं
आणि तिला जे कळायचं ते कळलं
नकळत हातात घेतलेला हात
तिने अगदी हळूवारपणे सोडवून घेतला
मग....
मी नाहीच थांबवू शकलो,
तिच्या पापण्यांत डोकावणारी आसवं
माझ्या मनात येणारी आठवं
' मला उशीर होतोय मी निघते म्हणत '
तिची निरोप घेणारी पावलं

आणि तितक्यात...
पाऊस आला
अगदी मुसळधार
मी नेहमीसारखाच होतो छ्त्रीशिवाय
आज तीही छत्री विसरलेली
तसं भिजणं, आम्हां दोघांच्या आवडीचं

पुढच्या काही क्षणांतच आम्ही दोघेही चिंब झालो
ती थांबली, वळली....
मी जवळ गेलो
आणि ती पटकन मिठीत शिरली....
मी, " पहिला पाऊस कधीच पडून गेला ग! "
ती, " हो, पण आताचा पाऊसही तितकाच खरा आहे ! "

-------------------------------- जगदिश

Thursday, July 17, 2008

पाऊस....बाहेरचा आणि आतला

खिडकीत बसून
बाहेर कोसळणारा पाऊस बघणं
आता नेहमीचंच झालंय
हल्ली मी पावसात भिजायला जात नाही
तुझ्याविनाच चिंब व्हायचं?
छे! मनच मानत नाही

मग थेंबांनाही वाटते ओढ माझी
येतात ते माझ्या खिडकीपर्यंत
पण ओंजळ पूढे करून
मी त्यांना अनुभवत नाही
तुझा आधार सुटल्यापसून
हातच पुढे सरत नाही

कधी पाउस वाराही घेतो साथिला
अन् डोकावू पाहतो माझ्या घरात
खिडकीचं बंद होणं तेव्हा
एक क्षणही लांबत नाही
हल्ली तुझ्या आठवणींना
घरातच मी घेत नाही

आज मात्र मला पावसानं
भर रस्त्यात पकडलं
आठवण करुन देऊन तुझी
अन् मग विचारलं,
"तुला झालंय तरी काय?"
मी म्हटलं नातं तुटलं,
आता कुणाची सोबत नाही
तूही जा आता
जून्या आठवणींशी मी
मन माझं जोडत नाही

तो गेला, थोडा रागावून
न भिजवता !
भिजण्यापासून तर वाचलो
प्रश्न एकच होता,
मनात दाटलेल्या पावसापासनं
मी कसा वाचणार आता ?

----------------------------------------- जगदिश

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

its time to party... amazing mail series by us

Hi all,

We all are planning to meet after long time as kinjal and trupti robbed wipro in banglore very badly :)
Now they want to give a party for this honor.
I kindly request you to participate in party and double their happiness.

Please tell me your availability about today’s evening.
If not possible, then we can postpone it.


Date: 27-feb-08
Time : 7.30 (we can delay it till 8.00)
Venue : panchami (as usual) u can feel free to give your suggestions.

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He he… ?
That means, Trupti & Kinjal Party de rahe hain kya….
Mujhe laga Kunal Party de raha hain…. (For his new project)

Nways, I am happy that I don’t have to pay… ?

Cheers,
Swapnil

==============================================================ABE OOOOYYYYYYYYYY........................
YE KINJAL-TRUPTI KAUN HAI????????????????????????????????????????????

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Sham ko pata chal jayega

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Nahi abhi batao yaar…
Party nahi di to enke haath ka sandwich khana padega….
Sanchit… Enke haath sandwich khaneke dusare din kitni bar toilet use kiya tha… Yaad hain na…. ? ? ? ?

- Swapnil.


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abe e jhandu...

hum log lut gaye hain...aur koi wipro ko nhain luta hamne....

hum logo ka settle nahin hoga re kharcha..

aaj mere bhai log kharcha denge

mere kunal bro ko project milne ki khushi mein

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Samzha kya kinjal ne kya bola....
main sehmat hu usase,.....

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Sahi hain…..
Kunal…..
Now its Really a

PARTY TIME….
How can KUNAL will disobey…. “Kijnal aur Trupti ki baat”
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yessssssssss...thats gud yaar..

kunal bro...behen ko project milne ki treat nahin doge kya????????????
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lagta hain kunal bro..surprise party dene wala hain..wah kunal bro...im proud of u bhai!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

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Vah-vah haum to bade khush hai bhai behen ka pyar dekhake!!!!!

Chalo isi khushi me party ho jaye YAAR....
kya bolte ho bhai...sahi hai na??

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Meri to aankhe bhar aayi…
Kunal yaar kuch bol.. agar online hain to…

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swapnil bro...aap rona band karo plz..bhai..

sanchit mere bhai ko sambhal....

kunal bro kuch to bolo..
aur moma tu kyun chup hain re??????


==============================================================Hi Friends

First of all, a big round of applause for SANCHIT......
.....
....
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aaise hi nahi...for his innovative thinking....this E-MAIL thing
mujhe laga tha ki pura din call karne mein chala jayega and we would be still talkin on phone..."milte hai na yaar"

and for all those who responded to his innovation...a second round of applause....lagta hai evryone seems to be enjoying this...me too

Next, CHEERS to Gandhiji....finally he is on a project....although it wont be long before he switches on to other one....hehe...for those who are not aware, this is Kunal's third project...I bet no-one would challenge to break his record...love you KUNAL

Finally, ye 'gunde---mavali' log bangalore jake kya lut-maar, chori, daka etc. aur kya kya karke aaye hai ye to mujhe pata nahi...aaj shaam ko hi pata chalega...SO C U ALL....at PANCHAMI...(I have no better suggestions)...i'll be there by 8...

Cheers,
Pankaj.
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abe e gunda hoga tu .... moma...khud aaj maar khayega.......saale...

aaj aaja dikhate hun hum logo ne kya kiya

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i am ready to give party .............
lekin meri sirf 2 conditions hai..................
1. sirf hum log nahi milenge. if u gals want a party then tum log apni sabhi saheliyon ko leke aao...........itni friends (strictly gals only) ko le aao kii har ek banda kam se kam 2 ladkiyon k beech ho.
2. since mujhe 3 project mila hai isliye mein kuch jyada hi khush hun.................
isliye panchami chhodo chalo KP jaate..............
thoda daru sharu peete hain ........... chicken , mutton khate hain..............

agar ye 2 conditions aap sabhi ko manjur hai toh shaam ko KP mein milo.............

warna....................





CHUP CHAP PANCHAMI MEIN APNA APNA KHANE KA KHARCHA LE AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I agree....
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AISA HUA TO MAIN KAHA BHI JANE KO TAYYAR HOOO
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bhai...i didnt expect this from u..

aap itne bevde ban sakte ho yeh mujhe nahin paat tha...

aapko pata hain na ki aapki behen shudh shakahari hain..phir bhi chicken mutton bol rahe ho???????

thik hain..aaj khud se nikalte hain paise...dnt

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Hai … ?
Itni jadli haar maan li…. Kinjal

==============================================================Dats cool…
Abhi kisi ko kuch problem nahi hona chahiye
Jaldi se chalo kp jate hai…
Daru pite hai
Chicken
Mutton
Mein toh abhi nikal reha hun..

Aur bata kinjal
Dekh kitani lucky hai tu
Aisa bhai mila hai tujhe jo tere liye humara daru ka kharcha karega..meri ulati saf karega

Ps:
Only for vasrha:
Main daru pine wala nahi hun….:)

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Ps:
Only for vasrha:
Main daru pine wala nahi hun….:)
(Aur ghar aake pine wala hain…. Pita hain)

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mujhe pata tha kii tu hi mujhe party se bacha sakti hai...........
aur kya mein akela bevda????????
trupti ne toh fatak se haan bol diya.........
aur swapy???????
woh toh itna xcite ho gaya hai kii font screen size se bhi bada kar diya

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woh ps likhne ki jarurat nahi re...........
ek baar varsha ne daru pee lii naa....
toh usse pata bhi nahi chalega kii tune daru pee hai kii nahi..........
rather usse ye bhi pata nahi chalega kii sanchit tu hai yaa mein.......
;)

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koi bhi daru nahin piyega...

aur jhandu...tu to chup hi baith...warna................

kunal bro..mujeh bura laga..party se bachne ke liye aapne mere bharose ko toda...

very bad..swapnil bro..ab mujhe bhi rona aa raha hain re..

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Oh my GOD

Bharosa toda….. Ab to kunal ko panchami main party deni hi padegi..

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theek hain daru nahi toh nahi.........
lekin ladkiyon (saheliyon) ka kya hua???????
bharosa toda kahan???????????
maine toh tere pe bharosa rakha kii tu mujhe ye neeeeeeeeeeech kaam karne se bacha legiiiiii

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ha bhai..behen ka dil toda hain kunal bro ne...

aur sanchit tune teri gf ka...

aur meri varsha ko kuch nahin bolneka....


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Koi kaam bhi kar raha hai ki nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
Mere mailbox overflow ho raha hai....


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abe e pagal...

tu bhi kaam nahin kar raha hain na..
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Main toh party plan ker reha tha…

Yeh toh emotional bhai behan ki story ho gayi hai…

Ekta kapoor ko bhi mail list mein add karo usko fukat mein script mil jayegi..

Aur Swapnil tu kehna kya chaheta hai
Bharosa toda ye galat bat hui uski hum party kaise kar sakate hai..

Aaj se har 27th feb “bhai ne behan ka bharosa toda“ isliye pehchana jayega!!!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Weekend

Sometimes when we had frustation inside, then there is immense energy flow through us.

No no no no.... oh I miss you oh I miss... I miss ever since you walked away....

Please play that song...
Which one.....?

"She f**king hate me..."

"I am feeling sleepy..... "

Kunal is talking about his life and you are feeling sleepy... Shame on you....

See he is surrounded by the computer, laptop....

Today I read about the 'How energy is produced in our body when we bycycle'...

"My leave request is accepted"

I am feeling sleepy too....

Who will eat this chinease.... There is plenty of it....

Should we book ticket...

Are you on-call... Then call can come anytime..
I called rakesh... He is primary....

I am on call from 11 to 16....

What her surname... Tiperwal....
Why dont you introduced earlier.... Yaar.....

Who was that guy... (laughing)....
He was my mentor......

Annirudha goes to some mess near ozone....

Yes I am talking about mentor... he got 300 profile....
All of them fat ladies....

She was telling... and everybody was laughing...

Come on wake-up....
Yes I am awake....

Then telll me about her.... Really....
Come on......

Sprite is sweet.... Anybody wants wafer.....
I like banana chips..... But not which fried in coconut oil....

So what should I do now ... about her...
You know what .... take a break for week..
stop thinking about past... about future.... Just think about present...

You can fuck me... kiss him... and ..
Nothing with me... nothing with me....

You has been when you been flutering with her sister....
I need to sort out me current life....

Remeber the Friends series.... When they take hime to the Striptease.

We never been to disco in pune...
They dont allow homes...

Imagine... we are going to disco... Everybody else is dancing... and we are sitting... watching them,,,

So what about swimming...
I just started... but todays day was good.... I swam a lot....

Please you sleepy... he is sleeping stand up....

Najane ne mere dil ko kya hua.... .... khogaya.... What about bills... we have to pay... We will not drink during wokring days...

We must behave normally.... I must tell her that everything go normally....

Tell her that my feeling are geneoune... it wasnt infatuation... attration....

He still feels she must have liked her atleast once in lifetime....

He doesnt do what he says... yes... I havent given you a party...

Why this boy is crying.... I am crying for friend....

He will not feel guilty.. but she will force upon him that you had done guilty....

I would have sorrunded by girls... who are away from there i family.... from there boyfriend... exactly thats I wanted to say.....

Sahi he... His life is set....

Sunday, April 6, 2008

.NET vs. Java

The CLI(Common Language Infrastructure) and C# have many similarities to Sun's JVM and Java. They are strong competitors. Both are based on a virtual machine model that hides the details of the computer hardware on which their programs run. Both use their own intermediate byte-code, Microsoft calling theirs Common Intermediate Language (CIL; formerly MSIL) and Sun Java bytecode. On .NET the byte-code is always compiled before execution, either Just In Time (JIT) or in advance of execution using the ngen.exe utility. With Java the byte-code is either interpreted, compiled in advance, or compiled JIT. Both provide extensive class libraries that address many common programming requirements and address many security issues that are present in other approaches. The namespaces provided in the .NET Framework closely resemble the platform packages in the Java EE API Specification in style and invocation.

.NET in its complete form (Microsoft's implementation) is only available on Windows platforms and partially available on Linux and Macintosh, whereas Java is fully available on nearly all platforms. From its beginning .NET has supported multiple programming languages and at its core remains platform agnostic and standardized so that other vendors can implement it on other platforms (although Microsoft's implementation only targets Windows, Windows CE, and Xbox platforms). The Java platform was initially built to support only the Java language on many operating system platforms under the slogan "Write once, run anywhere." Other programming languages have been implemented on the Java Virtual Machine but are not widely used.

Sun's reference implementation of Java (including the class library, the compiler, the virtual machine, and the various tools associated with the Java Platform) is becoming open source under the GNU GPL license with Classpath exception.

The third-party Mono Project, sponsored by Novell, has been developing an open source implementation of the ECMA standards that define the .NET Framework, as well as most of the other non-ECMA standardized libraries in Microsoft's .NET. The Mono implementation is meant to run on Linux, Solaris, Mac OS X, BSD, HP-UX, and Windows platforms. Mono includes the CLR, the class libraries, and compilers for C# and VB.NET. The current version supports nearly all the APIs in version 1.1 of Microsoft's .NET and almost 96% of the APIs in version 2.0 of Microsoft's .NET. Support for the additional libraries in .NET 3.0 and 3.5 is in the early stages of development, as is support for C# 3.0 and Linq.