10.30 , I looked at the watch. "Approximately 25 mins from Ranade Institute. Will take yet another 7-8 mins to reach office.Not bad time. Decent run. No major issues. Overall OK sort of driving" As I thought of all these things, the signal at the Pune Central Mall on Bund Garden Road turned green. I sped off. Manoeuvring my bike through the tricky corner of Pune Central among the PMT buses, I came to the turn for the Yerwada bridge. One look up to the signal. It was showing red but thankfully there was go left signal too. Now concentrating on how to make the left safely, saw the biker ahead of me go left. Manoeuvred the bike past the auto, I also dutifully turned left.
Bang on the corner, a Chota pandu(C.P.)(ones which are not Havaldars but manage the traffic) stopped me. I said what happened?He says"Signal nahi baghat kaa re?"Turned back again to look at it, It was smiling at me with a red face.Shit!!!Trying to look calm through the helmet, I said ok and started to roll the bike backwards.
"Mage noko gheu re. Side laa ghe." A big-fat-huge-kaalya-saand Big Pandu (B.P.) told from a corner, sitting under the shade.Fuck!!!!(OSHO was right. The word does have many usages)"Jaun dya naa saheb, Rasta kuthe paar kela. Me signal baghitla nahi. Pudhchya driver la baghat hoto." "License kadh re. Aani gaadi side la ghe."
I took a 2 sec pause.Flashback yesterday evening -----Around 9.30 pm on the road from Sadhu Vaswani to Fatimnagar. Signal at the Military headquarters junction. Everyone was breaking the signal as if it did not exist. Alone, I was awaiting the signal to go green even though it was late, no Pandu and I myself was getting late for dinner.
"Kay baghtoy. Side la ghe gadi." C.P's words brought me back to current situation.Slowly taking my purse out, I handed my Learning license to the C.P. and started to take my bike to a corner.Shaking his head, the C.P. gave my license to B.P.
B.P.- "L cha borad laavlay kaa?". KP - "Nahi". "Haa aaj tuzi solid maarnaar aahe. Kiti paise ghenar kay mahit. Ek tar bike mazi nahiye. RC Book aahe. Pan te dusre papers...insurance che......Shya te pan nahi. Gela tu Kunal" I thought to myself ."Jaundya na SAHEB....." I approached him once again stressing on SAHEB.
But 'Phuktat Chicken Biryani milali tar kon sodel?'
B.P.- "Signal Cutting aani L chya signs chya paavti phadtoy. 300 rupaiye hotil."I saw that though the pen in his hand was hovering over the receipt, he had not started to scribble.KP- "SAHEB, pakitat fakt 100 rupaiye aahe. Tumhich bagha."Saying that I opened my purse in front of him. Luckily yesterday I filled Petrol and took Lunch in office , thus took change of 2 100 rupee notes. Also the 1000 rupee note was tucked safely in, away from his view.
B.P.- "Kay rao. Asa nahi karaycha. Jara signal - vignal baghat jaa." His tone had considerably mellowed down."Dya te. Aani L cha board laava."
Relieved, I gladly parted away with the 100 rupees and told him thank you.Once again the signal was showing as red but go left green signal was also blinking.I asked C.P. "Jaau naa?" He nodded.By the time I started the bike and released the clutch, The signal had once again turned red but I raced off. Looked back into the mirror to see whether C.P. was looking but no he wasnt. He was busy telling another biker "Side la ghe re....."
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
पहिलं प्रेम...
ती म्हणाली,
" मी पहिल्यांदा कुणाचा हात असा हातात घेतेय,
पहिल्यांदाच कुणाची इतकी ओढ वाटतेय !
हा पहिला स्पर्श मी आयुष्यभर जपून ठेवेन "
मी नाही म्हणू शकलो तसंच
कारण....
माझ्या जवळ जवळ सगळ्याच पहिल्या वेळा
आधिच झालेल्या
खरं तर पहिला शब्द सोडला तर
माझ्याही मनात भावना तशाच,
तितक्याच उत्कट
पण तिच्या अपेक्षांसमोर अपूर्या,
अधुर्याच 'पहिल्या' शब्दाविना...
तिनं माझ्या डोळ्यांत बघितलं
आणि तिला जे कळायचं ते कळलं
नकळत हातात घेतलेला हात
तिने अगदी हळूवारपणे सोडवून घेतला
मग....
मी नाहीच थांबवू शकलो,
तिच्या पापण्यांत डोकावणारी आसवं
माझ्या मनात येणारी आठवं
' मला उशीर होतोय मी निघते म्हणत '
तिची निरोप घेणारी पावलं
आणि तितक्यात...
पाऊस आला
अगदी मुसळधार
मी नेहमीसारखाच होतो छ्त्रीशिवाय
आज तीही छत्री विसरलेली
तसं भिजणं, आम्हां दोघांच्या आवडीचं
पुढच्या काही क्षणांतच आम्ही दोघेही चिंब झालो
ती थांबली, वळली....
मी जवळ गेलो
आणि ती पटकन मिठीत शिरली....
मी, " पहिला पाऊस कधीच पडून गेला ग! "
ती, " हो, पण आताचा पाऊसही तितकाच खरा आहे ! "
-------------------------------- जगदिश
" मी पहिल्यांदा कुणाचा हात असा हातात घेतेय,
पहिल्यांदाच कुणाची इतकी ओढ वाटतेय !
हा पहिला स्पर्श मी आयुष्यभर जपून ठेवेन "
मी नाही म्हणू शकलो तसंच
कारण....
माझ्या जवळ जवळ सगळ्याच पहिल्या वेळा
आधिच झालेल्या
खरं तर पहिला शब्द सोडला तर
माझ्याही मनात भावना तशाच,
तितक्याच उत्कट
पण तिच्या अपेक्षांसमोर अपूर्या,
अधुर्याच 'पहिल्या' शब्दाविना...
तिनं माझ्या डोळ्यांत बघितलं
आणि तिला जे कळायचं ते कळलं
नकळत हातात घेतलेला हात
तिने अगदी हळूवारपणे सोडवून घेतला
मग....
मी नाहीच थांबवू शकलो,
तिच्या पापण्यांत डोकावणारी आसवं
माझ्या मनात येणारी आठवं
' मला उशीर होतोय मी निघते म्हणत '
तिची निरोप घेणारी पावलं
आणि तितक्यात...
पाऊस आला
अगदी मुसळधार
मी नेहमीसारखाच होतो छ्त्रीशिवाय
आज तीही छत्री विसरलेली
तसं भिजणं, आम्हां दोघांच्या आवडीचं
पुढच्या काही क्षणांतच आम्ही दोघेही चिंब झालो
ती थांबली, वळली....
मी जवळ गेलो
आणि ती पटकन मिठीत शिरली....
मी, " पहिला पाऊस कधीच पडून गेला ग! "
ती, " हो, पण आताचा पाऊसही तितकाच खरा आहे ! "
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
पाऊस....बाहेरचा आणि आतला
खिडकीत बसून
बाहेर कोसळणारा पाऊस बघणं
आता नेहमीचंच झालंय
हल्ली मी पावसात भिजायला जात नाही
तुझ्याविनाच चिंब व्हायचं?
छे! मनच मानत नाही
मग थेंबांनाही वाटते ओढ माझी
येतात ते माझ्या खिडकीपर्यंत
पण ओंजळ पूढे करून
मी त्यांना अनुभवत नाही
तुझा आधार सुटल्यापसून
हातच पुढे सरत नाही
कधी पाउस वाराही घेतो साथिला
अन् डोकावू पाहतो माझ्या घरात
खिडकीचं बंद होणं तेव्हा
एक क्षणही लांबत नाही
हल्ली तुझ्या आठवणींना
घरातच मी घेत नाही
आज मात्र मला पावसानं
भर रस्त्यात पकडलं
आठवण करुन देऊन तुझी
अन् मग विचारलं,
"तुला झालंय तरी काय?"
मी म्हटलं नातं तुटलं,
आता कुणाची सोबत नाही
तूही जा आता
जून्या आठवणींशी मी
मन माझं जोडत नाही
तो गेला, थोडा रागावून
न भिजवता !
भिजण्यापासून तर वाचलो
प्रश्न एकच होता,
मनात दाटलेल्या पावसापासनं
मी कसा वाचणार आता ?
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बाहेर कोसळणारा पाऊस बघणं
आता नेहमीचंच झालंय
हल्ली मी पावसात भिजायला जात नाही
तुझ्याविनाच चिंब व्हायचं?
छे! मनच मानत नाही
मग थेंबांनाही वाटते ओढ माझी
येतात ते माझ्या खिडकीपर्यंत
पण ओंजळ पूढे करून
मी त्यांना अनुभवत नाही
तुझा आधार सुटल्यापसून
हातच पुढे सरत नाही
कधी पाउस वाराही घेतो साथिला
अन् डोकावू पाहतो माझ्या घरात
खिडकीचं बंद होणं तेव्हा
एक क्षणही लांबत नाही
हल्ली तुझ्या आठवणींना
घरातच मी घेत नाही
आज मात्र मला पावसानं
भर रस्त्यात पकडलं
आठवण करुन देऊन तुझी
अन् मग विचारलं,
"तुला झालंय तरी काय?"
मी म्हटलं नातं तुटलं,
आता कुणाची सोबत नाही
तूही जा आता
जून्या आठवणींशी मी
मन माझं जोडत नाही
तो गेला, थोडा रागावून
न भिजवता !
भिजण्यापासून तर वाचलो
प्रश्न एकच होता,
मनात दाटलेल्या पावसापासनं
मी कसा वाचणार आता ?
----------------------------------------- जगदिश
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
its time to party... amazing mail series by us
We all are planning to meet after long time as kinjal and trupti robbed wipro in banglore very badly :)
Now they want to give a party for this honor.
I kindly request you to participate in party and double their happiness.
Please tell me your availability about today’s evening.
If not possible, then we can postpone it.
Date: 27-feb-08
Time : 7.30 (we can delay it till 8.00)
Venue : panchami (as usual) u can feel free to give your suggestions.
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He he… ?
That means, Trupti & Kinjal Party de rahe hain kya….
Mujhe laga Kunal Party de raha hain…. (For his new project)
Nways, I am happy that I don’t have to pay… ?
Cheers,
Swapnil
==============================================================ABE OOOOYYYYYYYYYY........................
YE KINJAL-TRUPTI KAUN HAI????????????????????????????????????????????
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Sham ko pata chal jayega
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Nahi abhi batao yaar…
Party nahi di to enke haath ka sandwich khana padega….
Sanchit… Enke haath sandwich khaneke dusare din kitni bar toilet use kiya tha… Yaad hain na…. ? ? ? ?
- Swapnil.
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abe e jhandu...
hum log lut gaye hain...aur koi wipro ko nhain luta hamne....
hum logo ka settle nahin hoga re kharcha..
aaj mere bhai log kharcha denge
mere kunal bro ko project milne ki khushi mein
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Samzha kya kinjal ne kya bola....
main sehmat hu usase,.....
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Sahi hain…..
Kunal…..
Now its Really a
PARTY TIME….
How can KUNAL will disobey…. “Kijnal aur Trupti ki baat”
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yessssssssss...thats gud yaar..
kunal bro...behen ko project milne ki treat nahin doge kya????????????
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lagta hain kunal bro..surprise party dene wala hain..wah kunal bro...im proud of u bhai!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
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Vah-vah haum to bade khush hai bhai behen ka pyar dekhake!!!!!
Chalo isi khushi me party ho jaye YAAR....
kya bolte ho bhai...sahi hai na??
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Meri to aankhe bhar aayi…
Kunal yaar kuch bol.. agar online hain to…
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swapnil bro...aap rona band karo plz..bhai..
sanchit mere bhai ko sambhal....
kunal bro kuch to bolo..
aur moma tu kyun chup hain re??????
==============================================================Hi Friends
First of all, a big round of applause for SANCHIT......
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aaise hi nahi...for his innovative thinking....this E-MAIL thing
mujhe laga tha ki pura din call karne mein chala jayega and we would be still talkin on phone..."milte hai na yaar"
and for all those who responded to his innovation...a second round of applause....lagta hai evryone seems to be enjoying this...me too
Next, CHEERS to Gandhiji....finally he is on a project....although it wont be long before he switches on to other one....hehe...for those who are not aware, this is Kunal's third project...I bet no-one would challenge to break his record...love you KUNAL
Finally, ye 'gunde---mavali' log bangalore jake kya lut-maar, chori, daka etc. aur kya kya karke aaye hai ye to mujhe pata nahi...aaj shaam ko hi pata chalega...SO C U ALL....at PANCHAMI...(I have no better suggestions)...i'll be there by 8...
Cheers,
Pankaj.
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abe e gunda hoga tu .... moma...khud aaj maar khayega.......saale...
aaj aaja dikhate hun hum logo ne kya kiya
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i am ready to give party .............
lekin meri sirf 2 conditions hai..................
1. sirf hum log nahi milenge. if u gals want a party then tum log apni sabhi saheliyon ko leke aao...........itni friends (strictly gals only) ko le aao kii har ek banda kam se kam 2 ladkiyon k beech ho.
2. since mujhe 3 project mila hai isliye mein kuch jyada hi khush hun.................
isliye panchami chhodo chalo KP jaate..............
thoda daru sharu peete hain ........... chicken , mutton khate hain..............
agar ye 2 conditions aap sabhi ko manjur hai toh shaam ko KP mein milo.............
warna....................
CHUP CHAP PANCHAMI MEIN APNA APNA KHANE KA KHARCHA LE AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I agree....
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AISA HUA TO MAIN KAHA BHI JANE KO TAYYAR HOOO
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bhai...i didnt expect this from u..
aap itne bevde ban sakte ho yeh mujhe nahin paat tha...
aapko pata hain na ki aapki behen shudh shakahari hain..phir bhi chicken mutton bol rahe ho???????
thik hain..aaj khud se nikalte hain paise...dnt
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Hai … ?
Itni jadli haar maan li…. Kinjal
==============================================================Dats cool…
Abhi kisi ko kuch problem nahi hona chahiye
Jaldi se chalo kp jate hai…
Daru pite hai
Chicken
Mutton
Mein toh abhi nikal reha hun..
Aur bata kinjal
Dekh kitani lucky hai tu
Aisa bhai mila hai tujhe jo tere liye humara daru ka kharcha karega..meri ulati saf karega
Ps:
Only for vasrha:
Main daru pine wala nahi hun….:)
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Ps:
Only for vasrha:
Main daru pine wala nahi hun….:)
(Aur ghar aake pine wala hain…. Pita hain)
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mujhe pata tha kii tu hi mujhe party se bacha sakti hai...........
aur kya mein akela bevda????????
trupti ne toh fatak se haan bol diya.........
aur swapy???????
woh toh itna xcite ho gaya hai kii font screen size se bhi bada kar diya
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woh ps likhne ki jarurat nahi re...........
ek baar varsha ne daru pee lii naa....
toh usse pata bhi nahi chalega kii tune daru pee hai kii nahi..........
rather usse ye bhi pata nahi chalega kii sanchit tu hai yaa mein.......
;)
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koi bhi daru nahin piyega...
aur jhandu...tu to chup hi baith...warna................
kunal bro..mujeh bura laga..party se bachne ke liye aapne mere bharose ko toda...
very bad..swapnil bro..ab mujhe bhi rona aa raha hain re..
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Oh my GOD
Bharosa toda….. Ab to kunal ko panchami main party deni hi padegi..
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theek hain daru nahi toh nahi.........
lekin ladkiyon (saheliyon) ka kya hua???????
bharosa toda kahan???????????
maine toh tere pe bharosa rakha kii tu mujhe ye neeeeeeeeeeech kaam karne se bacha legiiiiii
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ha bhai..behen ka dil toda hain kunal bro ne...
aur sanchit tune teri gf ka...
aur meri varsha ko kuch nahin bolneka....
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Koi kaam bhi kar raha hai ki nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
Mere mailbox overflow ho raha hai....
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abe e pagal...
tu bhi kaam nahin kar raha hain na..
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Main toh party plan ker reha tha…
Yeh toh emotional bhai behan ki story ho gayi hai…
Ekta kapoor ko bhi mail list mein add karo usko fukat mein script mil jayegi..
Aur Swapnil tu kehna kya chaheta hai
Bharosa toda ye galat bat hui uski hum party kaise kar sakate hai..
Aaj se har 27th feb “bhai ne behan ka bharosa toda“ isliye pehchana jayega!!!
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Weekend
Sometimes when we had frustation inside, then there is immense energy flow through us.
No no no no.... oh I miss you oh I miss... I miss ever since you walked away....
Please play that song...
Which one.....?
"She f**king hate me..."
"I am feeling sleepy..... "
Kunal is talking about his life and you are feeling sleepy... Shame on you....
See he is surrounded by the computer, laptop....
Today I read about the 'How energy is produced in our body when we bycycle'...
"My leave request is accepted"
I am feeling sleepy too....
Who will eat this chinease.... There is plenty of it....
Should we book ticket...
Are you on-call... Then call can come anytime..
I called rakesh... He is primary....
I am on call from 11 to 16....
What her surname... Tiperwal....
Why dont you introduced earlier.... Yaar.....
Who was that guy... (laughing)....
He was my mentor......
Annirudha goes to some mess near ozone....
Yes I am talking about mentor... he got 300 profile....
All of them fat ladies....
She was telling... and everybody was laughing...
Come on wake-up....
Yes I am awake....
Then telll me about her.... Really....
Come on......
Sprite is sweet.... Anybody wants wafer.....
I like banana chips..... But not which fried in coconut oil....
So what should I do now ... about her...
You know what .... take a break for week..
stop thinking about past... about future.... Just think about present...
You can fuck me... kiss him... and ..
Nothing with me... nothing with me....
You has been when you been flutering with her sister....
I need to sort out me current life....
Remeber the Friends series.... When they take hime to the Striptease.
We never been to disco in pune...
They dont allow homes...
Imagine... we are going to disco... Everybody else is dancing... and we are sitting... watching them,,,
So what about swimming...
I just started... but todays day was good.... I swam a lot....
Please you sleepy... he is sleeping stand up....
Najane ne mere dil ko kya hua.... .... khogaya.... What about bills... we have to pay... We will not drink during wokring days...
We must behave normally.... I must tell her that everything go normally....
Tell her that my feeling are geneoune... it wasnt infatuation... attration....
He still feels she must have liked her atleast once in lifetime....
He doesnt do what he says... yes... I havent given you a party...
Why this boy is crying.... I am crying for friend....
He will not feel guilty.. but she will force upon him that you had done guilty....
I would have sorrunded by girls... who are away from there i family.... from there boyfriend... exactly thats I wanted to say.....
Sahi he... His life is set....
No no no no.... oh I miss you oh I miss... I miss ever since you walked away....
Please play that song...
Which one.....?
"She f**king hate me..."
"I am feeling sleepy..... "
Kunal is talking about his life and you are feeling sleepy... Shame on you....
See he is surrounded by the computer, laptop....
Today I read about the 'How energy is produced in our body when we bycycle'...
"My leave request is accepted"
I am feeling sleepy too....
Who will eat this chinease.... There is plenty of it....
Should we book ticket...
Are you on-call... Then call can come anytime..
I called rakesh... He is primary....
I am on call from 11 to 16....
What her surname... Tiperwal....
Why dont you introduced earlier.... Yaar.....
Who was that guy... (laughing)....
He was my mentor......
Annirudha goes to some mess near ozone....
Yes I am talking about mentor... he got 300 profile....
All of them fat ladies....
She was telling... and everybody was laughing...
Come on wake-up....
Yes I am awake....
Then telll me about her.... Really....
Come on......
Sprite is sweet.... Anybody wants wafer.....
I like banana chips..... But not which fried in coconut oil....
So what should I do now ... about her...
You know what .... take a break for week..
stop thinking about past... about future.... Just think about present...
You can fuck me... kiss him... and ..
Nothing with me... nothing with me....
You has been when you been flutering with her sister....
I need to sort out me current life....
Remeber the Friends series.... When they take hime to the Striptease.
We never been to disco in pune...
They dont allow homes...
Imagine... we are going to disco... Everybody else is dancing... and we are sitting... watching them,,,
So what about swimming...
I just started... but todays day was good.... I swam a lot....
Please you sleepy... he is sleeping stand up....
Najane ne mere dil ko kya hua.... .... khogaya.... What about bills... we have to pay... We will not drink during wokring days...
We must behave normally.... I must tell her that everything go normally....
Tell her that my feeling are geneoune... it wasnt infatuation... attration....
He still feels she must have liked her atleast once in lifetime....
He doesnt do what he says... yes... I havent given you a party...
Why this boy is crying.... I am crying for friend....
He will not feel guilty.. but she will force upon him that you had done guilty....
I would have sorrunded by girls... who are away from there i family.... from there boyfriend... exactly thats I wanted to say.....
Sahi he... His life is set....
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